dEAR dOCTOR, MY NAME IS aBSENT aRNOLD AND I JUST ARRIVED AND WOULD LIKE SOME HELP GETTING CAUGHT UP IN CLASSES. aLSO WHERE IS OUR CLASSROOM?
We've been in class for two weeks. Two fucking weeks. We have our first exam this week and there's been two homework assignments and two lab sessions completed by students who either give a shit or just pretend to do so.
I responded politely that all course material is posted on the LMS. Good luck, dIPSHIT.
-- Bob from Bennington