Let's start with Professor David Pitts, chair of the Department of Public Administration and Policy at American University. He tried to set a shopping mall on fire and broke into a pharmacy.
This next story is embarrassing to me. "Chemistry professor Byron Bennett shoots his own foot with concealed gun in class." I'm also disappointed in his students because they haven't made any funny comments on RMP about this.
His class should come with a trigger warning: "Duck!"
Shows the most unusual classroom demonstrations I've ever seen.
Always talk to him face-to-face. Don't ask him to shoot you an email.
Often confuses the 2nd Amendment with 2nd Law of Thermodynamics.
It's a gun in his pocket. He's not happy to see you.
So many possibilities.
Have a safe weekend!