That moment when you clearly realize you've made a mistake in accepting a grad student.
— an·gry+ (@angry_prof) July 1, 2014
I'll update my syllabus in August. How long could it take.
— Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) June 30, 2014
1990 research = 5 hrs locating a lame article 2000 research = 5 mins locating a lame article 2014 research = 5 secs locating a lame article
— Jan Mieszkowski (@janmpdx) June 28, 2014
Thing most likely to kill scientific conferences is the insistence on holding these things in places where the cheapest hotel is $200/night
— Jeff Terry (@nuclear94) June 28, 2014
We are a tuition-driven institution, so I get it, but the less whiney-ass punks like you I have to teach, the better off I'll be. #AuRevoir
— Anonymous Professor (@anonymousprofs) June 27, 2014
"@_Snape_: Today is National Forgiveness Day. I forgive you for being such a failure." Unless you are my student.
— Tiger Professor (@TigerProfessor) June 26, 2014
The mentality has changed from students working for an education to students thinking they deserve an education. I'm not in customer service
— Dear_Student (@Dear_student) June 25, 2014
Fact: No one will be 1/10 as excited about your manuscript, dissertation, or thesis project as you are. They have their own shit to write.
— Snarky Malarkey (@SnarkyMinion) June 25, 2014