Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Yaro Week episode 3: Me. Yaro. Talking.
From College Misery, April 1, 2011.
Hey, it's me, Yaro.
Jesus Murphy, these fucking kids are going to break my stooped back. Why can't they get one fucking thing right?
I mean I've been phoning it in at Dullard University since I got tenure in the 80s...1880s! Can you feel me? But still, I expect the little bastards to work.
But, no, it's Dr. Yaro this and Dr. Yaro that, and none of it finishes with them giving me their fucking projects on time. I'm about ready to pull the ripcord.
The only thing that stops me is the endless line of sorority candy I get to eyeball. Hey, I'm married, not buried! What Mrs. Yaro doesn't know won't hurt her, can I get a "Wha?" "Wha?"
Anyway, I hadn't written in a while, and so there it is.
Another fucking Yaro masterpiece.
Me, Yaro, Peace!