Dear student, You do not take an academic class to share your opinion. You take it to learn...to learn that your opinion is stupid.
— A Prof's Life (@AProfsLife) June 24, 2014
Proofread: What professors do while grading papers. Not to be confused with a student behavior.
— ILANA S. LEHMANN (@rehabprof) June 24, 2014
Kid, I don't give a damn about when your vacation cruise is scheduled... You enrolled yourself... We will do the labs when I feel like it...
— Professor Jaded (@ProfessorJaded) June 23, 2014
New sign in front of the gates to my Ivory Tower: "Enter at your own risk." I don't think my institution provides search-and-rescue.
— Dr. Bad Professor (@DrBadProfessor) June 23, 2014
Review unto others as you would have them review unto you.
— Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) June 22, 2014
The Jobs of a Teacher - part 1 pic.twitter.com/VLuE2mYPN3
— Jason Elsom (@JasonElsom) June 22, 2014
Student, Please tell me you lie. You cannot be in your final class of your degree, yet never been told your writing is atrocious.
— A Prof's Life (@AProfsLife) June 21, 2014
Can't afford a C on your transcript? Solution: Do A and B work in the course. #TooLateNow #grading #StudentEmail
— Dr. Prof. Patrick (@drprofpatrick) June 20, 2014
What good is it being a dean if I can't hire my friends? #AcademicCulture
— Associate Deans (@ass_deans) June 20, 2014
Dear Student, The last time I saw writing of this quality it was printed in crayon.
— Hugh Murr (@SarcasticMethod) June 20, 2014
Incoming freshman has a 3.81 GPA and a 17 ACT score. Hello Grade Inflation: I am Suspicious Professor. It's nice to see you again.
— Anonymous Professor (@anonymousprofs) June 19, 2014