Perhaps it was to be expected, given sluggish economy, but the presenters at this year's campus job fairs were surprisingly unresponsive to student inquiries, giving the whole exercise a dull and static atmosphere.
University for Dummies
At freshman orientation, students meet the faculty of the new College of Online Teaching.
Winner!- Old Fart Prof
Welcome Class of 2314! Please enjoy the exhibit "Freshman Fashions 2014" located on the quad.
Wait, that can't be right. The dummy gets paid more than I do? My professors were right. Why did I major in English?!!!