"Oops. That wasn't the appendix.Is there anything I can do for extra credit?"
This is so good I am going to make a web page of it and bookmark it on my Smartphone, so that anytime a snowflake snivels to me about extra credit, I can whip it out.
Uh, aren't you taking this evaluation of the TA a bit too far?
Dean Silverback was known for rolling up his sleeves and pitching in.
Instructor: Hmmm. Intriguing, yes, but not all that unusual. You wouldn't believe the objects I've found stuffed into these things, and where they were stuffed. You might ask: what do we do with it? For all we know, it's a family heirloom, so standard procedure is to send it to Human Gifts and let them restore it to the family. Although... I must confess that I'd be interested to see the family's reaction to this particular item. OK, I'm ready with the drill. You're still new, so I'd better do this one, but you'll do the rest.
I gave my life to this school and all I got was this lousy autopsy.
Yes, you were promised a human cadaver, but our demographic of alumni who normally donate their bodies to the uni have been unusually healthy these last few years, so you'll have to settle for this large hedgehog.
Liver for lunch, again?!
Ok, I finally got the snowflake brain out of the cavity. Someone pass me the Dean's brain so I can insert it and lessee what happens?