...not take your paper if it is not stapled. (Pro-tip - if the classroom didn't have a stapler when the first paper was due, it is unlikely that the stapler elves have since provisioned us with one)
...speak up at faculty meetings when your idea is asinine
...grade fairly and fail people who deserve it
...not be grading papers at 1 a.m. on a Saturday
...not take any lame-o excuse offered me. "What, Johnny, you couldn't wake up for our 12:30 p.m. class? I understand. Just get me the work when you can (omg please remember me at evaluation time)
...say no to stupid meeting where you are just giving announcements. I hate when you read paper to me
...Not go to every honor society induction (3rd one in 2 weeks coming up - many of the same faces0
...use my personal social media accounts to shill for the Uni
...research important questions instead of just stuff that's easy to shove out the door in a hurry
...not answer e-mail outside of business hours
...vote against the dean's or provost's ideas when they are dumb
...Work more with junior faculty and with students so then can succeed, too.
...Maybe blog under my own name. Maybe.
-- Dr. Amelia
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