whenever a new dean is appointed I remind him or her that I've averaged a dean every 3.4 years. #phdchat
— Worse Reviewer (@Worse_Reviewer) May 27, 2014
Nine times out of ten when an academic says, 'Don't be a stranger,' they actually mean 'Don't talk to me unless necessary.'
— Snarky Malarkey (@SnarkyGA) May 27, 2014
Teaching awards. Because it's an honor just to be self-nominated.
— Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) May 26, 2014
Sweetie, your whiny, grade-grubbing self has nothing on my black belt in shitty attitude
— Prof. Ria Arbe (@RiaArbe) May 26, 2014
An exam so bad it could host SNL
— Prof Peejay (@Prof_Peejay) May 26, 2014
There are kids that should be in college who aren't. But they are far, far, far outnumbered by kids who shouldn't and are.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 23, 2014
I've got 99 problems and 50 of them are on this exam. Dammit.
— Snarky Malarkey (@SnarkyGA) May 23, 2014
Students: Cost of phone = $500. Cost of mini-stapler = $3. Guess which your professors will appreciate more. #howhardisittostapleshit?
— Prof. Ria Arbe (@RiaArbe) May 22, 2014
I'm too nerdy to drink with regular people but I'm too regular to drink with nerdy people #thestruggle
— Drunk Grad Student (@DrunkGrad) May 20, 2014
If you can't say anything nice, don't introduce the colloquium speaker. That's just awkward.
— Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) May 20, 2014