Seriously, how much affirmation do you need? Some percentage of you passed just so faculty wouldn't have to deal with your whining.
— GradeDeflator (@GradeDeflator) May 19, 2014
Dear student: Are you drunk? At your own graduation?! Of course you are.
— Professor Snarky (@ProfSnarky) May 18, 2014
Its fun to give F's. So often the students who earn them drop without giving the satisfaction.
— GradeDeflator (@GradeDeflator) May 18, 2014
Class is over. Grades are in. Don't email me begging for a C.
— Worse Reviewer (@Worse_Reviewer) May 18, 2014
Dear recent college graduate: welcome to real world orientation. Please note that the value of your hurt feelings has severely dropped.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 17, 2014
5 minutes. post grades at 6:30 AM(!) on Saturday, 5 minutes to the 1st email whine.
— College Professor (@ReadTheSyllabus) May 17, 2014
It's so hard to not hate the last student turning in the last final of the semester...c'mon man!! Just guess already!!!
— College Professor (@ReadTheSyllabus) May 16, 2014
@Grad_SchoolProb "I wanted to give you a Q but for some reason our university doesn't recognize my preferred grading system"
— Amy (@amywhoisawesome) May 16, 2014
Chemistry students of America, if you are looking up chemistry help on Yahoo Answers, U R DOIN IT RONG. #TheMoreYouKnow
— Chemjobber (@Chemjobber) May 15, 2014
Your paper is late because you were busy with your sorority? Hold on…let me confer with my professorial colleagues about that excuse.
— Anonymous Professor (@anonymousprofs) May 15, 2014
The next time a student shows up ten minutes late to class but w/ a cup of Starbucks I think I might just kick their punk ass out of class.
— Anonymous Professor (@anonymousprofs) May 14, 2014
@pankisseskafka "can I get extra credit?" B/c you did sooo well with the original credit, I should entrust you with more?
— Chris Welter (@ProfWelter) May 14, 2014
@pankisseskafka Just got e-mail: "what can I do to make an A? Will lose scholarship." Ugh. Lots you can do, Sweetie. One month ago.
— Kristen Polster (@Polstergeist) May 14, 2014
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