"Do I look like a bitch?" -Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction -Me, catching a student plagiarizing
— Prof Peejay (@Prof_Peejay) March 31, 2014
Course evaluation announcements. AKA: Sweeps week.
— Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) March 31, 2014
New Grading Scale: A...B...C...D...WTF..."Good luck ever getting hired." #grading #GradingScale
— Dr. Prof. Patrick (@drprofpatrick) March 30, 2014
I'm not saying the customer is always right. I'm saying I'm pre-tenure and we call them students.
— Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) March 28, 2014
Colleague of mine told me a student was knitting during her class. KNITTING. DURING CLASS. So…Stab with needles or strangle with thread?
— Prof Peejay (@Prof_Peejay) March 27, 2014
Dear student: To decide what courses to take next semester, start with the course catalog, not my office hours.
— Professor Snarky (@ProfSnarky) March 26, 2014
What do we want: Evidence-based change. When do we want it: After peer review.
— Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) March 25, 2014
Removed 1,000 words from a manuscript-- now it basically says the same thing as before, only much angrier and more urgently.
— Professor Sarcasm (@ProfSarcasm) March 30, 2014
Your essay is more of an ass-ay. #grading
— Dr. Prof. Patrick (@drprofpatrick) March 22, 2014
If you wanted helpful notes on your essay, you shouldn't have made me want to drink #redpenofdestiny @DrunkGrad
— Heisen (@WorstTAEver) March 27, 2014