Student had a D on his paper when he arrived. Student had a D on his paper when he departed. That's Professor 1, Student 0.
— Anonymous Professor (@AnonymousProfs) April 23, 2014
But seriously, your phone, which you are constantly fiddling with, is a dictionary. Never mind that these are middle school words.
— GradeDeflator (@GradeDeflator) April 24, 2014
Some of you uncaring folks don't even seem to realize that it's been eight months since I've had a three month paid vacation.
— Prof Peejay (@Prof_Peejay) April 25, 2014
I think I'd rather teach intro courses than upper level courses. At least for the former I have NO EXPECTATIONS.
— The Tiny Academic (@TheTinyAcademic) April 26, 2014
I once delved into the chaos and darkness of human existence, and now I spend my time arguing about the difference between an A and an A-.
— Werner Twertzog (@WernerTwertzog) April 27, 2014
A student with a 42% going into the final asks if there is a curve. Yes; there's a curve. And you're still at the bottom of it. Enjoy the F!
— Anonymous Professor (@AnonymousProfs) April 27, 2014
Tenure is not having to say you're busy.
— Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) April 27, 2014