I think I found a use for students (besides paying our salaries). Since they spend their time soaking up popular culture instead of learning anything we teach them, students could help administrators not do stupid things. Like, suspend a faculty member because his son wore a Game of Thrones t-shirt. The lesson from this episode is not "Be careful what you post on social media." The lesson is "Why the fuck is your dean part of your social network?" The dean was notified of the offending picture, which set off the investigation. This is part of a larger story.
By coincidence, here's another Game of Thrones story. Again, we can use their love of popular culture to our benefit.
Enjoy your Saturday!