No, No, No...that is not a penis
No class, not a penis! It's a very popular vibrator from the era.
The Mummy Returns to his favourite lecture topic - the design and construction of ancient Egyptian marital aids.
This is too much to remember. Let's just be Christian.
Wow! Dr. Jones actually showed up!
It says "Sekhmet", not "Suckme" ... dammit Robertson, get some bloody glasses, and quit that giggling!
Contrary to what archaeologists have shown, von Daniken proposed that these columns were actually giant chess pieces.
Faced with a class of young people, the prof's talk on ancient erections became a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Now you know why the girls would bat their eyes at Indiana Jones.