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The tenure committee determined her eligibility by holding a seance and consulting the spirits of departed scholars. There was a reason why they called themselves the Dead Poets Society.
You can always tell the girls who do it from the girls who don't at the verse, "You put your ass in, you take your ass out, you put your ass in, and you SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT!" Now all you have to do is find a square dance.
Turn around, open your eyes and you'll see that the "Tenure Clock" isn't a metaphor.
Look! They are holding hands and singing Kumbaya! Nirvana exists! I knew they did that somewhere!!!!!!What flavor is the kool aid? I want some!
If I cover my eyes, maybe no one will notice that I'm still here.