Monday, April 14, 2014


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  1. Student spilled apple sauce on his desk the other day. He looked at it. Looked at me. Looked back at the apple sauce.
    Then he asked, "What should I do?"
    I replied: "Clean it off."
    Instead of using a napkin or tissue to clean it off, he licked it off the desk and grinned at me with all the innocence of a toddler.

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    1. Needed for his Mom to be there, perhaps. Like in those commercials when she swoops in with the anti-bacterial wipes.

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    2. No one in the class told him what a sick, disgusting fuck he was?????

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  2. I love this.
    "Do you have a stapler?"
    "No."
    blank look continues for a while until an Actual Student volunteers one

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