Student spilled apple sauce on his desk the other day. He looked at it. Looked at me. Looked back at the apple sauce. Then he asked, "What should I do?" I replied: "Clean it off." Instead of using a napkin or tissue to clean it off, he licked it off the desk and grinned at me with all the innocence of a toddler.
Needed for his Mom to be there, perhaps. Like in those commercials when she swoops in with the anti-bacterial wipes.
No one in the class told him what a sick, disgusting fuck he was?????
I love this."Do you have a stapler?""No."blank look continues for a while until an Actual Student volunteers one