Marking sereval bad exams in row gives me the dumbs. Dont laff, if u nó karefull u coüd gitit toô;
— Prof Peejay (@Prof_Peejay) April 27, 2014
I suppose "Just trust me." won't fly on the IRB application, right? @AcademicsSay @ProfSnarky #studentlife #tired #thesis
— ES_FroWoman (@ES_FroWoman) April 27, 2014
An exam so bad it turned into a Red Ink Bukkake™
— Prof Peejay (@Prof_Peejay) April 28, 2014
The internet died and grandma wasn't connecting #PoorExcuses
— Dr. Prof. Patrick (@drprofpatrick) April 28, 2014
Tell me if you've been here: Student email: "I'm sorry for missing so much. I'll be in class Monday and I won't miss again." Misses class.
— College Professor (@ReadTheSyllabus) April 28, 2014
Thinking of doing my own version of "In Summer" from #Frozen to discuss "whatever #profs do in #summer"
— Professor Jaded (@ProfessorJaded) April 29, 2014
Sometimes this job is silly, tedious, & pointless... and then there are committee meetings.
— Professor Sarcasm (@ProfSarcasm) April 29, 2014
I think this one is my favorite. It's simply the perfect response to students.
Why would it be ok to turn it in late?
— GradeDeflator (@GradeDeflator) April 22, 2014