This is what happens to your phone if I catch you texting in class.
Winner!-Old Fart Prof
Beaker Ben inadvertently outs self in AWC photo mixup.
Those things disappearing in a puff of smoke are all the hopes and dreams I had when I started teaching here, thanks to students like you.
And to think, all his students thought he was cool when Proffie said, "I ready to get lit. Let's go."
Chemistry: set shit on fire, make elephant toothpaste, astonish your friends.
We will now hold hands, to channel the spirit of Lord Kelvin...
You wanted entertainment: how's this? Did you learn anything? No? Tough! You can't have both!
Scottish Minister of Defence unveils post-devolution arsenal.
In a final burst of desperation, the students agreed to a ritual burning of a cow's heart to honour the Exam Gods. The university's nondenominational chaplain supervised to make sure the proper chants were sung.