If you're going to go to the site that shan't be named to say good stuff about yourself "anonymously", make sure you don't use any of your catch-phrases. If you are going to do this in your second language, you have pretty much no chance of pulling it off. If you landed the TT because you know someone, and now you're in the position of heading the department otherwise fully covered by adjuncts, all of whom have more experience than yourself, and you are so intimidated that you think lofting your RMP score ahead of everyone else's is what you need to do to gain our respect, you are an even bigger idiot than I thought you were when you put "taking attendance" on your resume. The only pathetic act from which you refrained was giving yourself a chili pepper. I'm pretty sure if you'd given yourself a chili pepper, I would quit.
-- Wombat of the Copier