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All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! We raise our hands in praise to thee!
Okay, everyone raise your arms. I was worried all of you had broken arms.
There's a national student satisfaction survey we have to take part in, and the admin wants to skew the results to hide the fact that they're morons, so they're offering free pizza. WHO WANTS FREE PIZZA?
Who was a straight-A student in high school?
Raise your hands if you didn't not do the reading on how to answer questions with double-negative phrasing. Just as I suspected: only two of you, Yellow Shirt and Blue Off-the-Shoulder Blouse, didn't not follow the directions.
A reader suggests:“How many have an STD?”
I don't always draw on chalkboards, but when I do, I draw myself.
How many of you forgot to staple your papers?
I'm pretty sure the professor is singing "Tradition," from "Fiddler on the Roof." What the students are doing, I'm not sure. Singing along?
A's for everyone!! Huzzah!!!!!