Teaching is like a 1 semester marriage. beginning: love and giddiness middle: resentment and regret end: time 2 get out of my house!
— The Tiny Academic (@TheTinyAcademic) March 20, 2014
RT "@katiemarielo: Just overheard an undergrad saying that grad school is easy. Lol sit down, minion. 😂😭"
— Drunk Grad Student (@DrunkGrad) March 19, 2014
I don't have an ego. I just know what I'm talking about.
— Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) February 19, 2014
No, attendance is not mandatory. However, you will fail the class if you don't show up. That is not a challenge.
— Delirious PhD (@PhDelirious) February 24, 2014
It's a red pen and triple espresso kind of night... #gradingforever #gradschoolproblems #TAproblems @overworked_TA
— Grad School Problems (@MyBFgradschool) March 14, 2014
Surefire way to detect plagiarism: Go from poor grammar and common words to perfect grammar and academic words. #taprobs
— Grad School Problems (@Grad_SchoolProb) March 22, 2014
Your essay is more of an ass-ay. #grading
— Dr. Prof. Patrick (@drprofpatrick) March 22, 2014
How nice--I just found my final exams from last semester online with the answers. Somebody's going to be surprised!
— Apalled Professor (@ApalledProf) March 22, 2014
Dear student: Believe it or not, someone really *can* write a *whole paper* on Rastifarianism. #faceplant
— Professor Snarky (@ProfSnarky) March 21, 2014
Who assigned this pedantic paper? Dammit, it was me.
— Failed Academic (@FailedAcademic1) March 10, 2014
Students drop after syllabus day. Pats self on back for writing a good syllabus.
— Oh the irony (@IronyPhD) January 18, 2014