If you don't want anyone to talk to you, carry around a clipboard; no one wants to acknowledge anyone with a clipboard.
— Snarky Malarkey (@SnarkyGA) March 12, 2014
Faculty fight! Eat his heart, gain his tenure!
— Blah Something, PhD (@WorstProfessor) January 27, 2014
It's driving me fucking bananas. The migraine is the new "My Grandmother is dead" in the world of higher education. Take some damn aspirin.
— Anonymous Professor (@AnonymousProfs) March 6, 2014
When a student submits their dissertation to me late i reserve the right to skip over the boring parts. #allpartsareboringparts
— Professor Sarcasm (@ProfSarcasm) February 23, 2014
somedays I think the only reason I don't quit is to save another poor soul the terrors of my job. #earlyretirement
— Worse Reviewer (@Worse_Reviewer) March 7, 2014
Is that a grant in your pocket, or are you just more than happy to brush off department meetings.
— Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) March 17, 2014
*gets government grant forms* *grabs red Sharpie* "WE'LL JUST SCIENCE A TON. SEND MONEY." *hits the bong* Meh, fuck it. Send.
— Prof Peejay (@Prof_Peejay) March 15, 2014
OK, that's enough. There's tons of really good stuff to check out. I'll have a second part to this next week.