Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Cap Con

You're busy so I don't want to waste your time by making you read a title containing complete words.  "Cap Con" will save you only a fraction of a second but over time that will really add up.  If you use that extra moment to save yourself more time, it's like compound interest savings.  (Then we can make a fortune by commoditizing your free time, lending it to other people who have no way of creating their own free time then sell our shares right before the whole leisure market collapses.)  What the hell was I talking about?

Oh, right.  Give me a caption.


See you in the comments.


18 comments:

  1. SIT YOUR ASSES BACK DOWN. I still have two minutes to lecture before the end of class.

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  2. This is why we can never go anywhere nice on field trips.

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  3. Now you know what old rock 'n' roll singers do in later life.

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  4. Remember, this is a team-building session. Now, turn to the person next to you and give him or her a hug!

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    1. The killer is that this may well be what he is saying.

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  5. ". . . .living in a van, down by the river."

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  6. Thank you all. I have hated Professor Gumdrop Unicorn since he started at Cheap Folding Tables U 18 months ago. To thank you all for giving me enough RMP chilis to be hotter than he, as promised, cupcakes and Dr. Pepper for everyone! Don't forget, priority registration starts next week - remember to register for all of his classes then drop at the last minute so they get canceled. We'll do this again in the Fall!

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  7. "You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out . . . . "
    "I hate the new dean of faculty development."

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    1. Much of the team-building "training" I was required to go through was at about that level. Imagine-- there are "consultants" who get paid righteous bucks to make people do that sort of thing. I was in the wrong business.

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  8. Dean of student Achievement, Retention, Success, and Engagement teaches every Feb 29th to stay in touch with the field.

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  9. "Double f-ing newsflash - SUNGLASSES ARE THE DEVIL! ANYONE WHO WEARS SUNGLASSES IS THE DEVIL!!"
    (mid-photo woman with sunglasses on head): Ya gotta be f-ing kiddin' me...

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  10. And you thought the septuagenarian Mick Jagger looked ridiculous when singing "Jumpin' Jack Flash." If he starts sashaying his hips, I'm leaving.

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    1. "And I say AMEN to the prophets, hallelujah!"

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    2. Despite his best claims about his wild youth, the girls remained unimpressed.

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  11. If y'all will please sit down and complete the evaluations, there are cupcakes and 100s for EVERYONE!!

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  12. I shit you not, it was THIS BIG. So I strongly suggest you use the restroom in the east wing.

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    1. "I shit you not"? Hahaha. I see what you did there!

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