Thank you all for Choosing Random Answers in a Poll. We got a lot of responses, making a big pile of CRAP.
Two responses earned the most votes.
"Please explain in your own words why grades are earned, not given." by EC1
"Students will read aloud a moderately difficult passage. Those who can do so with the proper inflection, and then answer questions about what they have read, will be admitted. Those who look up a word they don't know will be admitted to graduate school." by Professor Chiltepin
We have a tie!
I hate ties. They are like screwing your own sister: not necessarily bad but nothing you want to brag about.
Both are worthy entries for recognition as the best POOPer. However, Professor Chiltepin deviated from the 25-words-or-less rule. While not a serious offense, it move EC1's entry a slight edge.
Congratulations to EC1, our new big POOPer! Thank you all for POOPing and I hope we can play the POOP game again soon.