Letting Google autocomplete your search queries can yield some amusing results. Asking AWC commenters to respond to a post can get pretty hilarious too. Dare we combine these two? If the level of comedy becomes too great, causing something to divide by zero, creates a micro-black hole and destroys the universe as we know it, well... then you don't have to finish grading those papers. You're welcome.
Here's our first entry:
Think of how many students it took to get these questions to the top of Google's list of search terms. Don't let these curious scholars down. Share your wisdom by answering any of them in the comments.