Prof. Facepalm, erasing whiteboard: I don't doubt it. You were an hour late to a class that lasts an hour and twenty-five minutes.
Clueless Non-Trad: Uh, yeah... I was busy. Could I get that stuff from you...?
Prof. Facepalm, now staring at Clueless Non-Trad: "Get it?" How?
Clueless Non-Trad: Uh... could you go over it again, maybe? Real quick?
Prof. Facepalm: It took an hour to go over it before. How quick would you like it?
Clueless Non-Trad: Just, um, real quick.
Prof. Facepalm: They were Greek. Quick enough.
Clueless Non-Trad, actually writing this down: Uh... that's all you said?
Prof. Facepalm, returning to erasing boards: I'm not re-teaching the material just for you. Get the information from another student.
Clueless Non-Trad: I asked one, she didn't take any notes...
Prof. Facepalm: Well, at least she was here.
Clueless Non-Trad: [flees]