The three wise men took a wrong turn somewhere...
Is it pledge week already!
Is it hump day already?
As part of its diversity program, the university announced the enrollment of its first pantomime camel student.
Not the usual camel toes seen around campus.
We provide smartphones to all our white students, which they use to navigate the campus. And pink shoelaces to our female runners.
They wandered the campus for 40 semesters in search for a miracle. And they're still looking.
"When I asked for an extra-credit assignment, this isn't what I had in mind."
Is this the adjunct parking lot?
Not a caption, but the Twitter feed is the best thing about the new page. I'm going to start prefacing all my statements with "OMG JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL"
I've never heard "Jesus take the wheel" before. I must hang out with the wrong kind of Christian. But/and I like that Prof. Peejay fellow. He sounds like our kind of folks. Wonder if he'd like to come join us. Or maybe he's already here, under another name.
Aha! It's a song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lydBPm2KRaU&feature=kp .
Auburn university is known for its pink crepe myrtles, which coordinate nicely with the touches of pink worn by students, but appear to some to clash with the red-brick buildings. However, when one compares the bricks to the true light brown of a camel, it turns out that they, too, have a pinkish tone.
Shit... I must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
I've escaped from the former College Misery compound! I must tell everyone what those profs did to the llama!
It's the University of Douche, where everyone wears a baseball cap except the camels.