I'm talking to (almost) all of you right now.
You lucky, lucky professors. With your preciously smart and hard-working students. No problems for you this semester, other than they are all reading ahead, attending all your office hours to ask an endless number of insightful questions and asking how many chili peppers you want on RMP.
How do I know this? Because the smackdown tank is empty.
You could write a quick note about your annoying students, your clueless students and your lazy students. That is, if you had any of those. Which you apparently don't have. Lucky, lucky you.
I'm not terribly mad about this state of affairs. Really, I'm a tad bit jealous. And your wonderful, no-smackdown-deserving students.
We made it to Thursday without running out of smack so I'll provide one more post later today. We don't post any article links until the weekend so unless somebody sends me something to post, there won't be anything new here all day Friday.
That will give you more time to spend with your students. Maybe you'll get to be BFFs.
Or you could send me some shit to post, okie dokie?