Can't sit in the grass today. I have to wear these khakis to an interview tomorrow.
No one is leaving until Billy joins the class.
Mr Nesbitt has learnt the value of not being seen. However he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover.
One nose-picker. two vomiting, one cleaning earwax - and I DON'T WANT TO KNOW the location or activity of the right hand of that boy in the light blue hoodie. WHERE did these students learn hygiene?
I don't think that's how Socrates did it.
Professor Red Hat and Sandals wants the kids to like him. The non-traditional older student remembers college being a bit more rigorous...
Yeah, I know that your focus group said that lectures should be held outside, but what are you going to do when it's winter?
"You are not even paying enough attention to play Duck, Duck, Goose. Therefore I have no option but to unleash the duck on you!"
Since no one read the text, you are each to take one of those green-handled dishwashing brushes over there and start scrubbing the sidewalk. NOW!
The snowflakes begin to settle.
Ahhh - Chicago Charlie's killed me. Well done.
While snowflakes obliviously pursue their usual routines, the mycelium people begin reconnaissance for their planned takeover. Today, the campus; tomorrow, the world!
Why do the students in these pictures all have red books? And how does the professor get them all to bring their books to class?
Yes, we're out sitting on the grass, but whoever told you this was a bird course was lying.Those green straws behind you are the academic gravestones of the students from last year's class. We will add another 10 straws to the lawn before this course is over.
This is the only way to keep everyone awake.
Fuck this. On the count of three, everybody run off in different directions. See you Monday. . . . 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!
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They focused hard and thought long, but it still wasn't clear to them. "I'm getting a headache," said Emmallee as she grimaced and pinched the bridge of her nose. "Hold on," said Keightlynne. "Somethings coming through my earbud. No, false alarm." "Huhnh, zblrrmpf," said several of the boys in no particular order. Finally, Michelle spoke up with alarm. "Hey, if you open it an hold it close enough, it's like Wikipedia, but on paper!"