There are a few things we need to take care of before the winners are announced. This game included over thirty entries so there was a lot of competition. On the other hand, you could vote for your favorite entry as often as you want so if you didn't win, that's your fault. Complain to us about how busy you were. I dare you.
We don't give medals for these awards because I think the Olympics and/or NBC trademarked them. We sure as hell don't want to listen to the national anthem of Snowflakistan.
One last thing. I want to point out that making that awesome Olympics snowflake graphic took a ton of time. I'm giving myself a trophy, just to let you know.
Alright, enough goofing around. Here we go:
Synchronized Staring. "Any questions? Anyone? Any comment at all? Any AWARENESS that there is a person at the front of the room, talking to you about things you will be required to know..."
Downhill Attending: Having perfect attendance until the class is certified, thus freeing up all of that financial aid, then disappearing from the face of the campus.
Grade Curling: getting *this* close to a passing grade while parents and/or administrators frantically try to clear the way.
by Nancy from Niles
Congratulations to all our winners!